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RE: Lifehacks, Lessons, and Anecdotal Stories I picked up as one of Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children ( #2 )
Ah, I know of "nuts to butts" in the chow hall line!
Bonus: Dude ain't wearing his sandals
Ah, I know of "nuts to butts" in the chow hall line!
Bonus: Dude ain't wearing his sandals
"Looks like Private Sullivan decided he wanted to be a special snowflake today and forget his shower shoes. So here's what we're going to do. All of you except Special Sully over here are going to push while he recites the Soldier's Creed. Every fuck-up he makes adds another five minutes to this circle-jerk."
And then, after he's finally done it right and you've all racked up an hour and a half of punishment:
"What the hell are you doing, Sullivan? Are you just going to screw over your battle-buddies and not do any of these exercises?! Too damn easy, privates. Looks like you're all going to keep going for another hour since Sully thinks he's better than all of you."
Nomenclature is Army. The spirit of it transcends branch affiliation. :D
Good times lol. So many awkward moments