he's obvi such a lame-o. What are we smarties to do?! Fix everyone's pathetic lives? I constantly get asked questions about what to do for people's gardens - you know, they expect free advice that takes time away from my schedule (such as it is).

Mostly the people wanting the free advice have sh*t yards, and sometimes I'm nice, but mostly I want to say "well, for starters, you need to bulldoze all of this junk outta here and get these outta control vines off your flippin' roof!" and they're like 'oh but I love the vines' and I'm like , 'okay, well, good luck with that'. They want advice, but they don't actually want to do anything about it!