So...I have a beard year-round and this guy, *obviously of the 1 cup, 6 guys shit-drinking ilk, comes up to me and says...
So, bro, you growing a mo for Movember?
Throat punch administered, he hit the ground and hasn't moved since. That was on the 3rd. We now use him for a foot-stool in the lunch room.
He deserved no less! It should be an honour for his corpse to be used as such!! :0D
Haha, yeah I know right? We're going to keep him until December, which we are going to officially call Deadcember in his honour, maybe not as cool as Movember but more relevant.
I think there is a month that I could get behind. I might try similar with this guy! He could be my footstool!
We all need a dead-guy footstool. It's not macarbe at all. Lol.
Not in the slightest! Smelly... perhaps!
Nothing a bit of Glen-20 can't handle.
Now if I knew what that was!
Oh sorry, Glen-20 is an air freshener aerosol can thing. 😀