Three Reasons You Need Cats

1. They will always be there for you when you're sad.  Have you ever had a really hard day at work and just need a reliable cuddle buddy? Well a cat is always there for you. I've never, ever in my entire cat-having life been rejected by my feline companion.

This is my cat, Toby. He's a charmer. Sometimes I call him Toby Keith, or The Tobe.

2. Cats are the most level headed, non dramatic mammals on the face of planet Earth.  They are never fussy. Never knock things off your countertop, pee anywhere other than their litter box, or scratch you for no reason. They always want your company. You'll never feel rejected by your cat.

This is Raj. He has that, "I just want to cuddle face", doesn't he?

3. Finally, cats aren't A-holes. They never ruin furniture. They understand when you tell them "NO!". They can be trained better than dogs.  

Sasha, cat numero tres. Totally not an A-hole.

P.S. This post is a joke. Please don't take it seriously, but you can resteem and upvote if it made you laugh or smile! :) Oh, and those really are my cats!