She said with a suave confidence, as if she had freshly steamed her vagina.

Oh why, God, oh sweet God whywhywhy...

Yeah, they are hoping to spin up our systems in the cloud and remove our dependency on costly infrastructure so much.

I cast her a canny eye, like a frog would at a Canadian.

Yeah, this seems legit. I once knew an excentric frog that did that only to French Canadians, though.

Time for some real answers.

Yes, please. PLEASE.