I read your proposal, it is a revolutionary idea in total but I am afraid you can not use it for resisting @grumpycat. People will delegate their SP to you for a benefit and if you start fighting with it, this means you will be spending peoples SP delegations most probably in a fight that they don't want to get involved.
A quicker way should be what @contentjunkie proposed, create a void account, request people to delegate SP to it and fight with it but again this will depend on peoples trust.
Right now we see people who opposes and who wants to resist.
If my way fails, I am sure that someone will come with an alternative method that works, from the lessons derived.
FD.