@inertia

The situation isn't that situaion, it's in fact:

• Fuz: I want to give you money to write an app for this cool new blockchain!
• Jake: OK, let me talk with Brenn
• Brenn: Yeah, we can do that
• Jake: Hey fuz, yeah we can do that
• Brenn: tries to write wp plugin, declares the situation fucked (and surely, wasn't wrong.)
• Jake: So.... Brenn's off to Ukraine, but I will keep working at this. Let me check with the folks who made the blockchain. I'm learning go for this, la-de-da..... I'm going to make a thing that reads the whole chain, doodleydoodley doo. I will do analytics on the chain, doodleydoodleydoo.... (and it was super-cool that fuz knew this and was OK with the fact that I was learning and doing his project)
• Stinc: Our shit is PERFECT! You should smell it-- mmmmmm roses!
• Jake: Okay, I'll just try to spec it around "Roses formatted JSON"

Time Passes

• Jake: Dudes, I uses roses formatted JSON and it still doesn't work!
• Stinc: yeah, fuck off. Why didn't you use the js lib?
• Jake: Because it can't do ___, _____, ______, ______
• Fuz: jake you know at one point I heard that the interfaces had been deliberately made crazy-mode.
• Jake: WTF!?
• Fuz: "Jake's a scammer"

the scam is graphene