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in #life5 years ago

We decided to mention some ridiculous absurdity, even though our page cares about the mysteries of the universe and life, and if you like this abomination we will publish many of them:

1 - Demon traveled, and when he returned told his children what you did? The first said to him, I caused the divorce of ten women. The second said I caused fighting between two tribes. The third said I caused damage to ten brokers. he said to The third part: Stay away from your uncles.

2 -A person named ''congratulation'' , bought a sheep, when he entered the neighborhood his neighbor named ''mary'' told him '' congratulation sheep'', Reacted to it, ''Mary the cow'' .

3-A woman said to her husband, I saw yesterday in my dream that you bought me a skirt, said to her today you will see in your sleep that you dress it .

4-An American married an Israeli woman, They went to the coffee, and the waiter came and said to them, What do you want? The American said, not now.He said to the woman, and you, what do you want? She said: I want not now so cold .!

thank you all .

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