A Unique Resumé of a Pothole

This is a summary of a pothole presented in a humorous way .

Name – Pothole 1073

Address – Near Pothole number 1069,**** Highway, Mumbai.

Email -[email protected]

Date of Birth – It is not documented. This is my 5th reincarnation.

Career Objective – To surprise mankind with depth and deception and give near hell experience to speed lovers.

Qualification –

I am qualified enough to be the cause of anger in the subjects, spinal breakdown, and vehicle breakdown.

Mastery in dying garments covering pedestrians with a deep muddy color.

Experience –

I have successfully caused a breakdown of three sedans, one hatchback and thirteen motorbikes.

At least three human beings have visited hospitals after my intervention.

I have heard numerous curse words aimed towards governing bodies. I am proud to be the reason for those.

Achievements –

I think they are making a new series called “Breaking Back”. It is loosely based on my life.

P. S. - This was a created by me and posted on a blog on Quora.

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