What Happens If I Put Super Glue in a Non-Stick Pan?

YOU GET SMACKED IN THE HEAD WITH THE PAN, THAT’S WHAT.

I don’t know what sort of idiots I have working in my kitchen, but this is not the place for conducting toxic science experiments when I asked for an omlet three hours ago.

I don’t care if you thought you were inventing some sort of perpetual energy machine. I don’t care if you thought this could be the first room temperature superconductor. I don’t care if you thought you could become a celebrity by creating your own version of Myth Buster’s.

When I’m waiting for my breakfast I don’t need to see pictures of my minions popping up on Instagram with my kitchen set on fire in the background.

Listen, who the hell is making my omlet?

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