Sharks with laser beams, that's what I'm talking about!

in #life4 years ago (edited)


Dear minions,

Sometimes I wonder why my lawyers are so fussy to know about all my business ventures before I launch some new scheme for world domination.

... Then I attach laser beams to some frickin shark heads and I get it.

So to avoid any lawsuits, here is a handy warning sign to look at before you get zapped and eaten.


Ha I tried that once, and my henchmen gave me tuna with laser pens! I'm surrounded by incompetence!! :-D


Ah yes, the first version was a trout with a hair dryer attached. Still pretty good at electrocuting things, but you needed a new trout every time and a really long extension cord..

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