YES, it iS a GREAT idea giving MAXiMUM Security Prisioners large knives like Machetes ! ! !

[ disclaimer ; understand much of this blog post is serious but will also contain some attempts at humour ; PLz understand if you lack the I.Q. 2 understand joking around versus Serious stuff, Remember THAT is YOUR Problem = NOT my Problem ! ! ! ] . . .

( However the Gud Knewz is this ; given TiME & Count-sellin ewe WiLL maybe get over it , or at least learn to live with its lasting effects on your self - esteem / psyche ; again = NOT my Problem ;) . . . )

HowL kool is THAT :)

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Welcome to AussieDownUndies where heavily armed Maximum Security Prision Guards give murderers and rapists and all manner of other classes of MAXIMUM Security Prisioners ; = Machetes ! ! !

Yep ; THAT is what Aussie " He-Men " truly DO ! ! !

WHY , you ask ?

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OBVIOUSLY, so those prisoners can have a B-B-Q of course :)

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Seriously ; WTF . . . What you could Not Guess that answer for yourself ?

you truly NEEDed My Help with such a simple question . . .

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Honestly , do you know nothing of Australia ? LoL :)

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Welcome to

Casuarina Prision a MAXIMUM Security Prison just near Perth Western Australia.

( This prision is already about 3 times OVER filled beyond its designed maximum number of inmates )

Next to the prision walls are large fire pits where Australian Aborigines roast and cook Kangaroo tails
as part of their traditional cultural heritage.

The Aborigine Australian Culture stretches back at least 40 THOUSAND years; probably closer to 60,ooo years.

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The heavily armed guards provide a few dead kangaroos near the fire-pit and a few machetes and simply stand back
one hundred yards (metres) distance.

The guards simply carry their weapons due to prision policy, this is literally the SAFEST place to be in the entire prision.

( the guards move away so the Aborigines have the privacy for their Cultural practices, within some Aborigine cultures it remains a death sentence to allow " outsiders " to know or witness certain select Cultural practices, even today. )

[ out of respect to these Aborigines , I know nothing of their secret cultural activities ( possibly WHY i am still Alive ! ) and I will not say any more on that subject out of respect for their cultural beliefs ].

These guards KNOW even if they got drunk or went to sleep there is NO possible way any of those machete wielding prisioners would ever attack them ! ! !

WHY ?
This is Aborigine CULTURE, to violate this SACRED cultural Right would FORCE the prision to CANCEL all future cultural events.

The guards KNOW any of those prisioners can KiLL them anytime they are on regular patrol within the prision (should a prisioner feel the need to try ), but the guards also KNOW the Prisioners will NEVER violate this Cultural tradition.

The prisioners KNOW they can KiLL any guard if they can arrange it within the prision, so why risk losing this vital cultural B-B-Q ceremony ?

The answer, they NEVER would.
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You see ; simple Aussie Logical Common-Sense ! ! !

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Why not come to AussieDownUndies and have a BarBeQue :)

Kangaroo tail ; anyone ? :)

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There is an OLD but Entirely TRUE Australian JOKE,

Tourist says to Aussie ;

Tourist says " Are there SHARKS in this here water " ?
Aussie says " Nope ",
( Tourist jumps into the water )
Aussie calls out to the tourist in the water. . .
" Their USED to be Sharks , but the Crocodiles cleaned them out "..

[ A Salt-Water Crocodile is like an Alligator who has lived on a steady diet of growth hormones, steroids and is literally ALWAYS " high " on PCP ! ! ! ]

Every year Crocodiles eat several unprepared tourists as tasty snacks, giving the Local Wildlife Rangers and Crocodile trappers lots of work to find and relocate these " man-eating " crocodiles.

It seems officials seems to think having foreigners EATEN Alive is somehow a BAD iMAGE for Tourism . . .

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As an Aussie I am MORE THAN Happy for Salt-Water Crocodiles to be eating foreigners rather than local Aussies !

I mean a Crocodile has GOT to EAT ; Right ?

Aussie Logical Common-Sense , it is obvious when anyone understands the Australian " Outback " . . .

As I said...

Oh ; yeah , PLEASE Do NOT let the Aussie Animals FEED ON You ! ! !

http://www.thebrofessional.net/things-australia-need-know-visiting/?v=p&src=taboola&utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=CRAIG_TheBrofessional.net-Desktop-US-Aus-5&utm_term=usatodaydemo&utm_campaign=Why+You+Never+Play+With+Wild+Animals+In+Australia

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BarBeQue !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah !

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http://www.news.com.au/news/tv-show-films-casuarina-prison/news-story/94db5806d6c1f024d89e2147e0d9af37

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casuarina_Prison

Every year lots of foreigners die of heat and thirst when their cars break down due to mechanical faults in Australia.

( Australia is the second driest Continent on Planet Earth, only after Antarctica where their is NO Water ;

simply because it is ALL iCE ! )

/ Hugz ;)