F*ck You Aussie ; your an Arzehole ! ! !

An Almost True type Story from the Land Down Undies . . .

( Yes ; many Australians really Do talk like this )...

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I do not have any real life friends, why ; because the people i would like to have as friends are simply to busy being economic slaves trying to find enough money simply to live . . .

( My Friends exist only in cyberspace ) - I have no friends on FaceBook,
or Reddit or Myspace or any other BS Social Media Website...

here is a big reason also...

Greg and Friend ...

Saturday ; 11.45 am, G phone rings...

G = G'day ?

F = hey what u doing ?

G = WTF do u want ?

F = is that any way to talk to your BFF ?

G = Fuck You ! u no u r knot my BFF !

F = Well i just thought i would call ...

G = FUCK YOU; do not try and bullship a bullshipper; i already KNOW u r moving house ! ! !

F = well , , , as a matter of fact///

G = Fuck You, there is NO OTHER reason you would call me at midday on Saturday unless u were unconscious in hospital; since u r talking i gather u R KNOT unconscious...

F = well ///

G = Fuck you what does all this involve; TELL ME it does not involve a Refrigerator you Arze-Hole ! ! !

F = well it does actually, i already got the small stuff moved ; u C how i care for my BFF ! ! !

G = Fuck You BFF, tell me it does not involves a flight of stairs ? ? ?

G = did i mention your an Arze-Hole ? ? ?

F = well yeah you did; yep but i got a dolly wheelie thing and i already got the Ute (pickup truck ) and trailer :)

G = Fuck You ; u R so fucking considerate , you have noticed it is like fucking 109 degrees outside ? yes ???

F = Oh yeah , but i have a party tonight so that is why we gotta do it now in the 109 degree heat . . .

G = Fuck You Arze-Hole ; Sweet ...

F = did u wanta come 2 the party ?

G = ??? will YOU be at this Party ???

F = Of Course ! ! !! :)

G = in that case NO Fucking WAY ; your an Arze-Hole...

F = well... are you available to help me move the stuff ? i gotta be out by this weekend.

G = Where the Fuck are all your other friends ? ? ?

F = Oh some of them are unconscious in Hospital and the rest are getting ready for the party tonight ; i am to busy moving to help them get ready for the party, they understand :)

G = Fuck You Arze-Hole, BTW ... what the Fuck did you mean by " stuff " you ARE only talking about a Fridge ?

F = Ah well yeah a fridge, bed, large chest of draws (cupboard) and a washing machine . . .

F = thats why i got the trailer also . . .

G = oh Fuck ; did i mention your an Arze - Hole ?

F = ??? C u soon BFF hopefully , yeah ?

G = Fuck You Arze-Hole, yeah give me 45 minutes . . . :(

F = Kool, i will buy you a beer ! ! ! ! ! :)

G = Fuck You, it is NOT kool ; it is 109 degrees you Arze-hole ! ! !

F = 45 mins ; yes ?

G = Fuck You Arze-Hole i will be there in 45 minutes or i will be hopefully unconscious in hospital ! ! !

F = Do not say that, some of my friends have already told me they are already unconscious in Hospital; that is why they cannot help me...

G = So not only are you a Fucking Arze-Hole your an idiot as well, glad you told me NOW ! ! !

F = Why ? and you know i am not a moron...

G = I called you a Fucking Idiot Arze-Hole, NOT a Moron ! ! !

F = whatever, why did you say " glad you told me now " ?

G = Because i will be ABOVE the Fridge on the stairs so if we lose our control the fucking fridge falls and hopefully crushes you, you Fucking Arze Hole ! ! !

F = why are you being like this, i said i would buy you a beer !

G = Your a Fucking Idiot Arze-Hole and you will buy me a carton of beer for helping you in this 109 degree heat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F = A carton ? i cannot afford a carton of beer, i will buy you a six-pack of beer ( 6 bottles) not 24 bottles.

G = Fuck You Arze-Hole ; its fucking HOT outside i can already feel my hands sweating on the fridge as we are on those fucking stairs . . .

F = fine a carton of beer it is . . .

G = and make it XXXX beer not that cats pizz " Fosters "

F = Fine, u know u r an Arze-hole ? ? ?

G = Takes an Arze-Hole to recognise an Arze-hole !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F = 45 minutes ?

G = Fuck You Arze-Hole, yeah i will be there or i will be dead . . .

F = Sweet.

G = Fuck You Arze-Hole, c u soon...

F = ewe no i Love You, Mate ?

G = Yeah ; Love You to , c*nt !

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The C*NT word is a form of affection in Australia...
( I so HATE that word but people in Oz use it )

That is really how some Mates really talk to each other in AussiesDownUndies ; TRUTH !

Love You :)

/ Hugz ;)

S T ?

You can confirm that on the internet, I hold the "Social Rank Status"

of ' Mad-C*NT ", that is a form of endearment and respect, almost something like Awesome.

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In July or August or September or October, even though i HATE that C word;

i WiLL Gain the higher social Rank of

" Full Mad - C*NT "

simply because i deserve this Legendary Status :)

( Confirm all that on Google BTW ; Mate ;)

now i spend time hiding as a Tourist on the OTHER Side of The Planet ! ! !

= no more Refrigerators . . .

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/ Hugz ;)

. . . Greg showers afterwards and goes to a Party... :)

Arze-hole is not at the Party, he is in Hospital having his broken leg plaster-cast'ed ; Greg dropped a washing machine on his leg, accidentally . . .

( of-course ) :)