It's no joke.

I work long hours at a job that offers very little stimulation. 50 hours a week goes by painstakingly slowly, so I have to enjoy any perks I can squeeze out of it.

Here at work we have about an acre that is surrounded by several buildings, and I make my way around the grounds all day long. I find pleasure in chewing and spitting sunflower seeds throughout the day. A person could (if they wanted to) study the patterns of empty shells littering the ground and determine which areas I spent more time in. A particularly dense cluster of spit shells would indicate that I was in that location for a decent amount of time, whereas a few shells dispersed here and there would indicate that I was only passing through an area.

A wonderful bunch of black-pepper flavored seeds... several minutes of flavor and entertainment.

What can I say? Perhaps I am underemployed, longing for something a little more exciting to do all day long.

Little perks like this are a big deal when you have to spend ten hours at work each day. That and thinking about my next random Steemit post! I'm all over it like flies on a fresh turd!