Hahaha. This story should be told to teenagers in sex-ed classes throughout the lands as a cautionary tale of what happens when you don't practice safe sex.
Also, are you one of those weird Brits with carpet in the bathroom? I will never understand that.
No!!! No!
Who the funk would have carpet in the pish-house!?! That is utter madness!!! It is lino all the way!!
Both flats I lived in in Aberdeen had carpeted bathrooms. Actually, the un-reno'ed bathroom in my friend's house I stayed in last year also had carpet. But not their main bathroom which was shiny and new and tiled.
Eeewwwwww. Can you imagine it. The foosty buildup of years of splashes and stuff. Yuk!
Aberdonians though, makes sense.. :0D