Ya Think?

Is it possible a handyman without a lot of writing experience can wake up and write a blog? What, if anything, could he write about that would interest anyone? Oh, That's easy. It's holiday time , its freezing , the cryptos are crashing. Check out my over the shoulder cell phone holder. I've got a super patent pending over the shoulder tablet holder too. I hope to be selling them in a steem store soon. I'm still a little lost in the fog. Hehe ; steem-fog, get it? I got one! AGE REVERSAL PILLS.. I heard about em last week. At 65 yrs old, I couldn't break out the card fast enough. I've been standing by the mail box for 6 days. I keep checking it to make sure the door opens and the flag goes up and down. Nothing yet. The anticipation is killing me. I watched a bunch of testimonials. Can they all be making this stuff up to sell pills? Some say they can walk again, some say their skin is clearer some say their hair grew back, some say their teeth are growing back. I'm pretty slowed up, My skins a little wrinkelly . I could use some new hair and teeth. Whats taking it so long to get here. I shoulda paid the extra shipping. Anyway, I'm posting this before picture of myself with my awesome (Get em Quick while supplies last) Overtheshouldercellphoneholder now, so if it works you'll be the first to know. I am such a sucker. I blew almost $700 on the stuff. No Way. It can't work? I donno, Ya Think ?