Damn!!! You lost right at the doorstep to victory. If you had sealed the kid up before blowing the kiss you would have been free and clear. I’ve toatlly been there though. You got the unexpected poop and the boys give the good ole surprise water fountain. Not fun!!! Sometimes it was so bad that I just took the kid straight to the tub. Took off the poopy everything there and sprayed them down like a dog. Lol So gross!