The World's Angriest Porcupine takes on Jeb! Bush and the AmericaNazis!

Introducing Barb, the world's angriest porcupine! Born with uncontrollable rage and hysterical blindness, Barb suffered a permanent injury to her follicles at the age of two when she expended her entire arsenal of quills in an attack on the Mormon Tabernacle Choir at a Salt Lake City picnic.

Since the "Mormon Tabernacle Massacre," Barb has struggled to hold onto the few quills she has been able to grow--and her premature "baldness" has only increased her rage and defensiveness.

Despite her medications (Xanax, Abilify, Skittles), yoga three times a week and Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, Barb has become especially volatile and "seeing-impaired" since she entered menopause. Not a good time to run into Barb, as Jeb! discovers in "Born to Quill!"