How to Buy a New Car.
My car got wrecked in an accident.
So I went shopping for a new car, the salesman was a friendly guy, we talked he is of South American origin very friendly.
So where are you from? he asked me (because I have an accent)
I answered I am from Russia or the Soviet Union.
He goes O My wife is from Armenia(former the Soviet Union)
I said really how did you guys meet?
O, she was buying a car from me, he answered.
I said so let me get this straight, you sold her a new car and then you merit to her?
He goes yes.
Who is paying for a car now? I asked.