Mostly True, Life Events.
What do you call a Musician without a Girlfriend? Homeless ( Works for Surfer's too)
If you come across a Runover Snake and a Runover Trumpetplayer in the Road, What is the Difference? Snake was probably on his way to a Gig!
If at a Gig for a Biker Gang and a really Hot Chick comes onto you. Make sure it is not the Leaders " Lady"
When you have run out of Gas , and someone gives you a lift to a filling Station , you get back , see your car is jacked up with a fellow removing your wheels, you complain and he offers to share the Wheels with you! What do you say.
When a really Pretty Girl comes up to you at a Party , asks if she can hang around with you, as there is a drunk giving her a hard time. You Dance with her,( thanking your Lucky Stars). Next thing the Drunk ( read Fiance) and all his mates are around you! What do you do?
When you get into an altercation at a Roadhouse , with a Guy in a Panelvan , get out and punch him to the ground , and another 5 Guys hop out the back of the Van. What is your next move?
When your Wife's much loved Miniature Dobermann rushes out your Back Door straight into the Mouth of your Waiting Rottweiler. What would you do next ? ( could involve which you are the most scared of!)
Well that certainly will give you some stories to think back on when old and grey. Maybe write a book???
That is actually what I am doing here on Steemit!
I have heard people say that you probably could do about as good on Steemit like you are doing...parting it out...short of getting published by a big house maybe. Heck, I even read James Altucher say he does all self publishing nowadays. Welcome to the new economy! Got to love it!
Someone seems to be having a good weekend reminiscing great old memories :D certainly a vivid life!
Thank You , Certainly has had exciting moments.
Which one wasn't true....the snake? 😂😂😂
You are a smart Girl!
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Quite a hall of fame! :D
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I always had a gift for getting into sticky situations. The Fiance story , My Aunt had a Photo of that Girl Dancing with me till the day she died! Cannot for the life of me remember where it came from? Did you notice that I added Surfer to the first line , especially for you!
I noticed the surfer, didn't know it was for me...
I am honored! ;)
As you should be! ( joking)
Lol, from homeless to feeding your wife's dog to your dobermann. Man, what a rush 😆
Thanks for the visit and comment, followed you.
which are you the most scared of ? :D
Interesting Question , but easy answer, The One that is still alive!
Lol. Predicaments predicaments.
Either it's Muphy's Law, or just plain old bad luck!
Or you could call it a Gift, I see you are also from SA. followed
Thank you. Yes, it can be a called a gift too 😉
Perfect life story, every single one dreams of. Salute :)
Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it.
real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father
thanks for sharing
How old are you? :-O But old things are like whiskey. They only get better and better. :O) Upvote!
70 on the 14th of July, but no one believes me.
So great to have someone like you here on Steemit! I believe you. :-)
