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RE: Job Seeking: Ridiculous Reqirements & Incomprehensible Jargon
I'm totally with you on this. You forgot the ridiculous requirements like 15 years experience, 25-30 years old, MBA and no salary, only paid on commissions because you obviously don't need money to live, and the company will "train" you for free lol.
Ohhhhh yeah.. They also want more skills than ever. As if every person is a master of their profession who has traveled the world five times..
A favorite is “Do you love working in a fast-paced, extremely busy environment? Does multi-tasking and working as an important part of a large team excite you? Do you love to go the extra mile and do whatever it takes to get the job done, even if it means working late or coming in early to meet strict deadlines?”
No. No, I don’t.
“An exciting opportunity to make a difference”
“Work on projects that make the world a better place”
“Help create a powerful product that will
change the world forever”
They have to bribe people with useless incentives because they know the job is a shit-show.