😆Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 18)

in #life6 years ago

Beeing happy is a big part of our lives, and we're happy if we can help you make your day better with our Top 3 Daily Jokes. If you like them, tell us in the comments below.


1. Client Joke

Attorney to his client: "I have good and bad news."

"What's wrong," the client asks. "Your blood corresponds to the DNA sample found in the scene of the murder," the lawyer is worried. "Darn so what is the good news," the client asks. "Your cholesterol level is finally within normal limits."

2. Husband & Wife Joke

Wife asks: Darling, why do you always go infront of the house, when I start singing. 

Husband replies: So that people don't think that I am beating you.

3. Wife Joke  

A little boy says, ‘Daddy, I’ve heard that in some parts of Asia a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her.’ ‘Oh son,’ says dad. ‘That happens everywhere.’


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Funny jokes! Resteemed! :)

Love these jokes! Can’t wait to see more! 😂😂😂

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Ha Ha Ha ........So funny. Happy steeming.

the joke i reveive your upvote

I like this post brother

Good sense of humor 😂

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