You must have been really in the mood for a drink..... to swallow or not to swallow some carrot soup hahaha.
My mom use to say 'No book can prepare you on the shock and change children will bring into your house" and I thought Agh whatever...... need I say more?
Hehe, and no book will prepare you for the awfulness of the good lady's carrot soup!!
Hahahaha but that you will not mention out loudly because you are a clever clever man....
Indeed!! Chin strokingly clever!!