Even the thought of masturbating into a jar of pickled garlic cloves wasn't helping shift my malaise.
Man...If that thought didn't rouse you from the doldrums...perhaps nothing would...!?!?!? My sympathies...
Even the thought of masturbating into a jar of pickled garlic cloves wasn't helping shift my malaise.
Man...If that thought didn't rouse you from the doldrums...perhaps nothing would...!?!?!? My sympathies...
I know, you know it's serious when that doesn't help. Even worse, I am clean out of garlic mayo!!
A most maddening pre-dick-ament to be in; I'm sure...????
Ohohoh!!! Apun my word!