51 Reasons Why You're Undateable

1. You're ugly

2. You're overweight

3. You think an ideal first date is Mcdonalds

4. You like to cuss every 5 seconds around your crush

5. You talk about your love of porn and jacking off to your crush

6. You don't even remember the last time you have showered

7. You're a dude who doesn't have a job and just jacks off all day

8. You talk like a serial killer

9. You are a serial killer

10. Your room looks like it was trashed by ogres

11. You're socially retarded

12. You turn into a statue among looking at your crush in the eyes

13. You never comb your hair

14. You never brush your teeth

15. You don't give a shit about clothes selection

16. No money

17. You have teletubbies underwear

18. You prefer to rant on forums about how you're undateable then actually doing anything about it

19. You only give 1 worded responses

20. Your kitchen looks like it was raided by ogres

21. You're a Brony and Proud

22. You chew with your mouth open

23. You fart really loudly on first dates

24. You burp really loudly on first dates

25. You ask the woman do you fuck after first dates.

26. You try the let woman approach me first method.

27. Your name is Bertha

28. Your name is Bob

29. You come off as a pedo

30. You are a pedo

31. Your favorite compliment is tits or gtfo

32. You like to discuss toilet jokes with your date

33. You're negative all the time

34. Your clothes looks like they werne't washed AT ALL.

35. You're cocky. You think you're all that.

36. You're impulsive and don't think twice about what you say.

37. Talk about your love of doing drugs all the time

38. You come off as autistic

39. Because your standards are way too high

40. Too busy to date

41. You're homeless

42. Your name is Alvorek

43. You're a 3/10 only going for the 9s or 10s.

44. There's just simply no where to meet people

45. You suck at Tinder

46. You suck at OkCupid or Plenty of Fish

47. You think an MMORPG is the best way to meet people

48. You look like you're pissed off all the time.

49. You never smile

50. You have no sense of humor

51. And finally. You play Club Penguin.