32 Reasons Why You're Still Single

1. You look like a hobo

2. You are a hobo

3. You're too shy

4. You're not funny

5. You're not charismatic

6. You get rejected once then not even try anymore.

7. You're only hitting on people you're not even compatible with

8. You're only going for the hot supermodel beach blondes.

9. You spend most of your day on the computer.

10. You have no idea how to flirt

11. You have no idea how to ask for someone's number

12. You have no idea how to ask them out on a date

13. You get rejected and call them names.

14. Your clothes selection is absolute sht!

15. You look like you need a good shower all the time

16. You're rude

17. You're obnoxious

18. You still live with your parents past 25.

19. You don't drive

20. You live off the government

21. Low self-esteem

22. You threaten to kill yourself if a someone doesn't go out with you.

23. You threaten them if they don't go out with you.

24. You send messages like "hey baby nice boobees" on dating sites.

25. You send messages like hey or hi on dating sites

26. You have trouble forming connections with those of the opposite sex.

27. You're a terrible conversationalist.

28. You're only good at small talk.

29. You're not meeting enough people.

30. You have no idea how to meet people.

31. You don't have any friends who can introduce you to anybody.

32. You just simply haven't met the right person yet

33. You still play Runescape.