I was watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy and in the debut episode, the guys were working on a middle-aged dude who had "redneck" all over him.

He wore jorts (Jeans Shorts.)

He was overweight.

His beard is long and untidy.

Then during his intro, he showed us how everyday he enjoyed a "Redneck Margarita", which was margarita mix blended with Mountain Dew.

He drank it everyday.

I think all of us have our little down Redneck thingies. Here's mine:

I love eating simple meals of meat, eggs and baked beans over rice.

Don't ask. Them baked beans over rice is awesome.

The meat can be swapped for ham or sausages depending on what I feel like cooking.

What's your Redneck thing?

What's your guilty pleasure?