Kal fir se lag gayi kolkata ki
Ye kolkata waale har baar sala toss haar jaate hai aisa akhir kyo bhai. Mujhe to lagta hai ye dinesh hi manhoos hai iss wajah se ye banda har toss haar jaata hai. Ye KKR waale saale pahle batting hi nahi kar paate hai. Dhada dhad wicket girta hai inka. Aur jab wicket lene ki paari aati hai tab wicket le hi nahi paate hai. Inka 100 run me 5 wicket gir jaata hai aur saamne waali team ka ye 100 run me ek wicket bhi nahi le paate hai.
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Pata nahi kolkata ka haalat itna kharab kyo hai. Inka haalat dekh kar aisa lagta hai jaise ki agar russell na hota to ye sab se niche hote points table me. Aap ko nahi lagta hai aisa? Sach me yaar 4 match jeeta hai wo bhi russell ki wajah se yadi ye na hota to ek bhi match nahi jeet paati KKR.
Batao sala ye to RCB ka bhi record tod dete sab se niche rah jaate. Mujhe to lagta hai ye dinesh hi sala manhoos hai. Har baar toss haar jaata hai, dekho kolkata team na bhai chase karne me badhiya hai aur ye log har toss haar jaate hai aur jo toss jeetta hai wo hamesha pahle bowling hi leta hai aur isi wajah se pura chance rahta hai ki ye match jeet jaayenge aur aisa hi hota hai.
Pahle batting karne waale haarte hai.
Aap record dekh lo 90% aap ko aisa hi milega ki jisne pahle batting ki wo haar gaya. Aisa hi hota hai jo pahle batting karta hai wo haar hi jaata hai. Ab kar bhi kya sakte hai yaar ye saale har baar toss haar jaate hai. Pahle bowling karne ka ye faayda hota hai ki pata chalta hai ki kaise khelna hai kitna run leke chalna hai kab maarna hai kab rok ke khelna hai.
CSK waale hamesha toss jeet jaate.
Inko dekh lo ye dhoni sala hamesha toss jeetta hai. Sayad hi kabhi toss haar jaaye aur jab toss haarta hai to match bhi haar jaata hai. Jab bhi ye banda toss jeetta hai to match bhi jeet jaata hai lekin toss haarta hai to match bhi haar jaata hai. Yahi to faayda hota hai toss jeetne ka lekin ye kolkata waale har baar saala toss haar jaate hai.
Bahut gussa aa raha hai mujhe inka ye haal dekh kar. Lekin ab kar bhi kya sakte hai yaar. Chalo jo hai sahi hai ab kya kare. Chalo ab chalta hoon match dekhta hoon waise to match bahut boaring lag raha hai lekin fir bhi dekhta hoon ab aur kar bhi kya sakte hai match dekhne ke alawa kuch hai bhi to nahi. Aisi bakwaas match dekhne ka waise dil nahi karta hai lekin majboori hai dekhna pad raha hai.
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