LE LEGGI DI MURPHY APPLICATE ALL'INFORMATICA

Here are all of Murphy's Laws applied to computers, with the De Bastiani Corollary at position number 13:

1. The Law of Unpredictable Results:
   No matter how many times (n-1, with n tending to infinity) you perform the same operation on the computer and always get the same result, there will always be one more time when everything is done in exactly the same way, there's no technical malfunction, but the result will be inexplicably and totally different and conflicting with all previous results.

2. The Law of Sudden Crash:
   The computer will never crash when you're using it for unimportant tasks. It will crash only when you're in the middle of something crucial and urgent, and your boss is watching.

3. The Law of Battery:
   The laptop battery will always run out at the exact moment when you don't have a power outlet nearby.

4. The Law of Forced Updates:
   System updates will automatically install and force the computer to restart only when you haven't saved your work yet.

5. The Law of Missing Backup:
   If you regularly back up your data, you'll never need it. If you don't back up, you'll lose important data at the worst possible moment.

6. The Law of Incompatible Software:
   No matter how much you update your programs, there will always be a version of something that is not compatible with the rest of your system.

7. The Law of Connectivity:
   The Internet connection will always drop right when you're about to send an important document or join a crucial, unrecorded video conference.

8. The Law of the Elusive Bug:
   A program will always have a bug that only appears when you're demonstrating it to someone else. When you try to show it to the technician for support, it will work perfectly.

9. The Law of Sudden Slowdown:
   The computer will slow down unbearably just when you have an imminent deadline, and every minute counts.

10. The Law of Printing:
    The printer will stop working correctly and display indecipherable error messages only when you urgently need to print documents and are already late. Additionally, the toner you use will never be found again.

11. The Law of Clumsy Protection:
    Antivirus and firewalls will only block the programs you really need, while the most insidious malware will go unnoticed, and even novice hackers will easily drain your wallets where you stored all your cryptocurrencies. They will call you again a few days later, this time pretending to be a law firm, and, under the pretext of helping you recover your losses, they will get you to send a bank transfer, thus draining, once and for all, your bank account.

12. The Law of the Perfect Presentation:
    During an important presentation, everything will work perfectly until the moment you start speaking. Then, the projector will stop working, the microphone will echo, and the laptop will restart for an update.

13. The Law of the Wrong Button (De Bastiani Corollary):
    You've been told countless times not to be afraid of trying and pressing keys on the keyboard: "Trying is the only way to learn! It won't explode!" And yet, that one time, it will be the time when your brand-new PC explodes and shatters into pieces. You'll be admitted to the Burn Unit, and upon discharge, you'll be sent to prison for arson.