Thoughtsabtbath

Me in the summer:
Its so hot! Im sweating. Even if i take a bath now im gonna be sweaty again so whats the use of shower.
(Doesn't bath)

Me in the winter:
Its so cold. Im gonna wear tons of clothes so no one is going to know I haven't taken a bath.
(Doesn't bath)

Me when finally takes a bath:
Cleans every inch of body twice, play in the water, makes bubbles, stands in thr shower and thinks its rain, cries in the shower, sings on the top of the lungs, ....
(Comes out of bathroom in a century)