Lava Balls

Fireballs

Today, terror struck while driving to my son's baseball game. While on the hwy, my crotch suddenly felt like it had burst into flames. I dropped my iphone conversation into the floorboard and almost wrecked into a random Baptist church on the side of the road. After exiting my car, I stood in the parking lot beating myself in the junk because I was convinced there was a demon loose in my underwear. Feeling no relief, I finally skinned my pants and drawers to my ankles. That is when a bee flew out from the wad of britches on the ground, buzzed past my naked ass, and out into the open highway where passing drivers were getting a rubbernecked 2nd glance at my shamefully half-worn birthday suit.

Bee: 1. Mee: 0

Heres some original music by the band I manage LAVA:

https://soundcloud.com/sweetscienceradiowithleej/sweet-science-radio-with-lava