Breaking News - Guns Go On Overnight Rampage

Last night several guns removed themselves from their cases, loaded themselves, drove to Las Vegas and rented a hotel room at Mandalay Bay, and then began shooting random people who were attending a country music festival.

Moments after the carnage, these guns then took the life of a man they had earlier forced (at gunpoint) into being an accomplice to this heinous crime. These guns are responsible for the deaths of 58 people and the injuries of several hundred others.

In a news conference held by Dianne Feinstein of neighboring California, Ms. Feinstein called for immediate new laws prohibiting guns from being able to perpetrate such a violent assault ever again. "We need new legislation that bans guns, so these guns are never able to go on a shooting rampage like this again," said Ms. Feinstein.

Hillary Clinton was later quoted as saying, "This is all Donald Trump's fault. Had I been elected President, I would have had new laws already in place that would have prevented these guns from killing these innocent people," said Ms. Clinton.

This is Sidney Lipshitz with the Liberal News Network reporting live in Las Vegas.