Weight!-Entry for Kudos

in #kudospoetry6 years ago (edited)

This limerick is an entry for kudos.


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Weight!

Pants slide down the crack,
as I bid adieu to my six pack.
Tummy competing with a balloon,
Food baby won’t pop out soon.
Control, does this padawan lack.


Thanks to @bex-dk and thewritersblock for the editing.

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einstein staring into one of those funny mirrors

Sassy Einstein

Stalin + Martin Luther King Jr. + Einstein crossover; just me or...?
lmfao

He just can't weight.

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Hey
kudos bitch.
Select
this fuckin
entry right here by @diebitch, make it rain; make this the fuckin winner Bitch.

How'd I do db? "Just trying my hand haha I know I'm not that good as you"
Fuck those people that show off subtly like that. IDC if kids are reading this either, the fuck you doing on steemit you little shits? Go do your homework and sleep before 9.
cunts.
#kudospoetry#poetry #funy #punchline #thewritersblock #yesaye #yesayerocksbitchescuntslol

haha, love this

IDC if kids are reading this either, the fuck you doing on steemit you little shits? Go do your homework and sleep before 9.

you make a good dad someday yesi.....decades from now

haha have your meds @yesaye

Lol really!

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