No! - Entry for Kudos

in #kudospoetry • 6 years ago (edited)

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No!

He pokes, pricks and pulls,
laughs while passing gas
even pain is confused.

He took away my candy
my tooth fairy money
then bullied me to smile.

I think you might not know
because adults seldom do,
that the devil does exist

I am not
going
to the dentist!

Thanks to the editors @thewritersblock

#punchline #funny #thewritersblock #artzone
6 years ago in #kudospoetry by
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     6 years ago 

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     6 years ago 

    I love it! I've never had an issue with the dentist, but every time I'd go when I was younger, I'd hear these children in death throes, having drills put in their mouths and I'm like "Where is God??"

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     6 years ago 

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       6 years ago (edited)

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         6 years ago 

        That's pretty much how I feel about it too.

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           6 years ago 

          Great post!
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