A Green Knight

A Green Knight desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would drop. This seems an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

A Green Knight desperately wanted a melon that they liked to play with. It is a new action, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a melon being the item selected.

A Green Knight carried a sword that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Strangely, a sword was the chosen thing.

A Green Knight desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

A Green Knight craved for a wig to smash. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

A Green Knight desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.