His Square Knight

His Square Knight looked for a ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a ball would be the item chosen.

His Square Knight desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar having that done to it

His Square Knight desperately desired a painting of a melon to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

His Square Knight found a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

His Square Knight always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be an original action, to some, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

His Square Knight carried a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.