Naughty King

Naughty King searched for a melon that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to choose.

Naughty King always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes throw. It might be an extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

Naughty King looked for a hat that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

Naughty King desperately desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. A block of cheese is the item to choose.

Naughty King desperately wanted a CD player that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a CD player of all things.

Naughty King desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often worship. This might appear to be a fairly strange thought, to you and me, but not to the King, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. A bottle of beer being the item selected.