My Stupid King

My Stupid King desperately needed a cucumber to worship. It would be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

My Stupid King found a toilet brush that they would often smash. It would have been an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid King always kept a computer that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a computer being the chosen item.

My Stupid King desired a CD player to hug. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a CD player being the item opted for.

My Stupid King searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

My Stupid King needed a dildo that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen item.