A Funny King

A Funny King desperately looked for a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to opt for.

A Funny King always had with them a teapot that they would share. It might have been an unusual action, to me, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

A Funny King desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

A Funny King desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is miraculous. A custard pie was the thing that was selected.

A Funny King desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is fun. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

A Funny King had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.