Her Crypting King

Her Crypting King found a piece of paper that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Her Crypting King had a pint of beer that they would put on his head. This seems to be an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

Her Crypting King carried a bag of poop to worship. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Her Crypting King desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often play with. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Her Crypting King desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

Her Crypting King always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a funny activity, to some, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.