If People Make You Sick, Maybe You Should Try Cooking Them Longer

Could you eat another man?
If that man said you can?
Would you eat human flesh
To avoid starving to death?

What if it tastes really good?
Human meat in human blood?
Where do you even begin?
Do you need to remove the skin?

Where can I get a cooking guide?
Is human better roasted or fried?
Which is the best tasting cut?
Leg, breast, arm or butt?

Is it better to smoke it before?
Or it is best just eaten raw?
What do you do to prepare?
Remove the teeth, nails and hair?

Do you serve it on its own?
An elbow joint on the bone?
Or it is better to make a pie?
Covered in pastry and topped with an eye?

I’m sorry for the lengthy request
But I am sure you’d rather taste your best….

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My entry for killer poetry, I wrote it for this contest a few weeks back and never entered it. I haven't had it in me to create much recently, and I know I will have very sadly missed loads of your wonderful posts, hopefully I will get back in to the swing of things over the next couple of weeks and make a come back :)

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Inspired by the title, a quote 9gag attributes to Hannibal
Photo credit [https://pixabay.com/photo-2766375/]