JOKES FOR KIDS

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.

Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza really great guy!

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting, squawking parrot.
Interrupting, squawking parr-
SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKK!

Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania.

Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!

Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A: Because they might peel!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!

After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4."

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.

Q: Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!

Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Friday!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go "moo!"

Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!

Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You're a fun guy [fungi].

Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse.