Real disassembly on the playground

Yesterday was the funniest morning in the last few months. I just came from the dacha and parked near the house. I went out, opened the trunk and began to lay out my bags. I called my husband to come down and take everything. I stand near the car and watch the children who play in the playground.

In the sandbox sits a plump girl and babbling "kulichiki." Not far away from her on the swings assembled a companion of such "real patsanchikov." Guys somewhere for 8-9 years. One such brazen in a baseball cap, which he for some reason heavily pulled over his eyes, and around him four more.

In a moment I heard the conversation of these children. The one in the baseball cap began the dialogue:

• Hey you. Do you even know what the law of patronage is? Or not even imagine?

The guys moved closer to this borzoi boy, who built himself a very cool pepper. They answered him in one voice:

• No, no ... Tell us Sanya! We also want to know!

"Look at this." Here you are, Tolya, boy. This means that you can go on the muzzle. Here you are, Lech, too! So you can fight.

• And what's the catch?

"The fact that you must remember the brothers." With guys you can arrange mahach, but girls can not be beaten. They need to be protected. Do you understand?

I think that's it, yeah! This is upbringing. I even smiled right before this Sanyok added.

• But Lenka can be beaten!

• Why? She's also a girl.

Then the guy takes off his baseball cap and almost yells:

"Can a normal girl put a lantern like that?"

On his face flaunted! He said it so loudly that he heard a plump little girl who was playing in the sandbox. She left everything and went to the guys with a shovel. The boys were all bored.

• I do not understand? Are you bumping into it again?

Apparently this was the same Lenochka. Such funny children's conversations can sometimes be overheard in your yard. Listen and your mood will rise.