i ate my keyboard.

Im sorry my friends. But i did eat my keyboard. I mean no offense to everyone belonging to the keyboard community.
But sometimes, circumstances in life make you do things you end up regretting for a lifetime, like eating a keyboard.

It was an innocent keyboard. with its own imperfections.
like rice stuck under its ENTER key.
and like the sticky keys and the .....sigh....its just that.........i wanted to eat it.

I did it. I ate my keyboard.
Everytime i looked at it. It said that U and I are together. And I guess that hurt my keyboard so much.
One of us had to be strong. It was a toxic relationship i hope you all understand. But i loved it so I ate it.
Sometimes love makes you do stupid things like staying attached and like other cheesy shit
But eating my keyboard was the most hardest thing i had to do.
So i just removed it from its connections and just like...........ate it.

They say that it starts at a keyboard and ends at the far corners of the universe. But it was not to be. It ended up in my shit, the next morning.
Just like life.
I accept what i did.
And I did
So I ate a keyboard.
go suck a keyboard idgaf.

Everyone is just a keyboard or a keypad after all