"The McDonald’s Man", a poem by Kanye West (really)

It's so hard to be a Kanye fan nowdays.  The idiot wrote the worst thing I've ever read for Frank Ocean's zine "Boys Don’t Cry", which accompanies "Blonde", which ended up being the title for his new album. I'm so appalled by it. I suppose it's some kind of sick joke, but in reality is fucking ridikeles. I guess it's like that sometimes, man, ridiculous. Life can be sometimes ridiculous. Read it bellow:

 The McDonald’s Man
Calabassas, California 

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
The French fries had a plan
The French fries had a plan
The salad bad and the ketchup made a band
Cus the French fries had a plan
The French fries had a plan 

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
I know them French fries had a plan
I know them French fries had a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the French fries plan
I always knew them French fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t 

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
McDonalds, damn
Them French fries look good tho
I knew the diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everyone was jealous of them French fries
Expect for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie 

This magnus-opus-work-of-art comes with photographs shot by Nabil.