See, when I come home from work - I can't wrap my head around all of this frilly language. Someone like you has to just put it all into plain English, in a way we can all understand.

If I can't get past the first paragraph of a post, because it sounds like a Unicorn ran down the end of a rainbow to find a pot of gold with whipped-cream & cherries on top - why keep on trying to read the rest of the post. I just roll my eyes and go find the next person who is original and authentic.

Sometimes a persons' approach to a topic can be "too polished." In some of those kinds of cases, i find myself unable to relate.