Jokes 1001 #29 Cheating Heart

verasj (65)in #jokes • 6 years ago

One night, there was this loving old couple who had dinner to celebrate their 50th marriage Anniversary.

The husband, a Tan Sri and former politicians, began to talk about their nostalgia, long life together, sorrowful, hard and happy memories.

The husband praise his wife, Mary by saying "Mary, we've been married for so long, we've our sorrows, hard time, yet I still love you. But there's something keep on crossing my mind and makes me wonder. Have you ever CHEATED on me?"

Mary was a little confused and looked at her husband, then said with regret, "Yes, darling, I admit, I did cheat on you... but only 3 times"

"3 times?" Tan Sri was a little surprised, but not angry, they're old and he was intending to forgive his wife, "When did these happened?"

Slowly, Mary began to open the old story, "Remember the time when we first got married, bought a house and several years later, we've a hard time that our house was almost repossessed by the bank"

"Yes, I remember" answered the husband. The wife continued the story, "That afternoon I went to see the banker and the next day, the bank did not proceed with the repossesing action. In fact we got extra loan to start up a new business .."

"Emmmm .. it's hard for me to hear this, but I forgive you because what you've done was for the sake of our future" said the husband.

"What about the second time?"

"Do you remember the time you're almost without hope because of tumor and need a brain surgery?" "Yes, remembered that" replied the husband. The wife continue her story "I went to see the specialist doctor that day and the next day, he agreed to do the surgery at no cost."

"Oh Mary, eventhough this is heartbreaking for me, I still forgive you because what you've done was for the sake of our future and because I love you so much. Ermm ..how about the 3rd time?," said Tan Sri.