Jokes 1001 #23 Skirt Zipper

There was this sexy and beautiful girl who wore a tight short skirt and long sleeves blouse stood at a bus stop. There were many people at the bus stop waiting for the bus to arrive. When the bus arrived, the girl had difficulty climbing up the bus steps because of her tight skirt.

After thinking for a while she decided to open a little bit of her skirt's zip, but still she can't climb up the bus steps. She then, reached behind her and dropped a bit more of the zip. Unfortunately, she still can't climb the steps.

Frustated, she opened the whole zip and she's not worried if people around see because her blouse is tucked-in and covered up to her thigh.

Still she can't climb the steps and there's a long queue behind her waiting for her to climb up the bus. Suddenly, a hand push her back up to the bus steps. She turned around and found out a man behind her did it.

With a loud voice she shouted at the man, "Why are you touching my butt!! You pervert!"

The man replied, "I'm not the pervert ... who's been trying to get my pant's zipper down three times?"