Jokes Contest
I thought I might try to host a Joke submission contest. Just post your jokes into the comment section. At the end, I will post the three best jokes, so be sure to follow me so you can see if you won! It's going to be a one week contest, and there is no limit on how many jokes you may submit. The winners will get a follow back and I will like as many of your posts as i can. This should be a fun challenge, good luck!
Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.
Ahhh hahaha. You sick sick puppy.
ok here's an original one.
How many mac users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Actually they can't.... You have to take it to the apple store.
Imagine that I had a rooster and you had a donkey. what would you get if your donkey bit the leg off of my chicken?
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You'd get a foot of my cock in your ass.
Ok, I'll see myself out...
A pregnant lady is like a turducken for cannibals.
What do you get when you cross a human with a zebra?
Kicked out of the zoo for starters.
How do you make Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
A teacher sais to one kid... what does a fat chicken give you? the kid says, meat. The teacher says very good. then ask's another kid... what does a fat pig give you? another kid says, bacon. the teacher says... excellent. Then says to another kid... what does a fat cow give you? then one kid says... homework.
Meet Lord Buckethead.
This is what happens when you let Darth Vader f*ck an Amazon Echo.