Daily Jokes from SydesJokes for 4th January 2018

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Joke 1

Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty

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Original post: http://csyd.es/1/199


Joke 2

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.


Joke 3

Pauly and Maury are chatting.

Pauly: "I bought the fastest car on the market."

Maury (impressed): "You bought a Ferrari Enzo?"

Pauly: "No, a bought a Yugo."

Maury (in disbelief): "A Yugo? You call that fastest???"

Pauly: "Sure. Fastest depreciation on the market."


Joke 4

Q: What did one hair say to the other?
A: It takes two to tangle!


Joke 5

On a military training exercise, the British divisional command radio operators were getting very bored one quiet night, when breaking the silence a voice asked over the air, "Are there any friendly bears listening?"

After a moment, another voice replied, "Yes, I'm a friendly bear," and then another voice, "I'm a friendly bear too!"

At this point, the Officer at Headquarters grabbed his microphone and let loose a blistering tirade at the operators for fooling around on a radio link.

When he had finished, there was silence for about ten seconds. Then a small voice said, "You're not a very friendly bear, are you?"


Joke 6

Charles was taking his out-of-town buddy Clyde on a walking tour of the city. Clyde saw a good-looking girl and asked Charles if he knew her.

"Yes, that's Jacqueline -- one hundred and twenty dollars."

A little further along, Clyde spotted an even more stunning girl and asked if Charles happened to know her also.

"Yes, that Rosalynn -- one hundred and eighty dollars."

After the process was repeated twice more, Clyde remarked, "Good Heavens! Aren't there any respectable women in this city?"

"Of course!" replied Charles, highly offended. "But you couldn't afford them either."


Joke 7

Three geezers are sitting on a porch in Miami Beach. Suddenly the first sighs and says, "Gentlemen, isn't life horrible. Here I am at an age that I can afford the best steaks and what? Bad teeth and gums. I have to eat ground or soft foods."

The second answers, "Yeah, life is a real bummer. Why here I am at an age where I can buy the finest wines, champagne but what? Ulcers, I have to drink milk."

The third sighs loudly and adds, "Gentlemen, I know exactly what you mean. Last night at 2 am I nudged my wife and asked her if she's interested. She screams at me, "What is wrong with you Sam? We just got finished doing it for the second time tonight!"

After a long pause the first man says, "So what is your problem?"

The third one grunts and says, "Can't you see? My memory is going."


Joke 8

Q: Why would Snow White make a great judge?
A: She was the fairest in the land.


Mark Twain

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Originally post at: https://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2018/01/daily-jokes-from-sydesjokes-for-4th.html


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I love No2

Joke number 4 wins.

Number 1 sound so philosophical. I will say that to my wife when ever she tells me to wash the dishes or take out the trash :p

Lol, the last one is really true. I just observed that. Nice jokes @sydesjokes. Upvoted & Resteemed.

That joke is about my bloody hair.

Made my day! Nice jokes. Upvoted & Restemed.

Well said
Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot...

Your posts is so interesting that I never stop myself to say something about it.

Great jokes sir.. made by day by day
Thanks for sharing (upvote & resteem)

I love me some disney jokes (referring to Joke 8!)

Everytime I read your post, it's all interesting and inspiring to read. Looking forward for more. Upvoted & Resteemed.

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For me, Joke 8 is the best. Haha!

You are a funny one!

hahaha nice.. i should read this more often.. i'll be back for more

Really cool jokes...what did the one hair say to the other...It takes two to tangle...hehehe!

Jokes number 4 and 8 are today my favorites

Wow nice jokt upvote me

lol great! Just stumbled across your profile, loving the jokes and definitely will be going through the rest of your posts!

Joke 6 burns lmao

Joke 1. It is the reality not a joke.

I have got to like # 1 because I am currently being civilly disobedient by ignoring a court order and I am sure the judge doesn't find it humorous or I won't when I get arrested on the capias warrant she has issued for my arrest in July of 2016. Let me give a shout out to @steemthat, @superiorcoin @kryptonia @adamkokesh and Ms. @joanstewart

Cool jokes my friend.. made my day..
Thanks.

Joke number 4 and 6 are good for sure :D

Lol thanks for sharing those :) Gonna remember them ;)

Joke 4 - LOL!

hahaha "Yugo" xD

yes, somehow it is right. resteemed

6 and 7 are great.

Three old geezers - lol!

All are nice.

Great jokes!

It actually takes two to tangle.

Thank you @sydesjokes for always making me smile! :)

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My steemit account is showing me stunts.

excellent jokes & good work dear friend @sydesjokes

Sometimes i ask myself if these are really jokes. Some of them make a lot of sense on a second thought

Nicequote by mark twain

Nice jokes, like it

Too funny i liked

yup joke no. 4 actually won

No 2 is so true:)

keep up the great post! @sydesjokes

Perfect jokes. No. 7 I laughed a lot.

Oh I love this
Keep it up

All jokes were funny

No.2 ist mein Favorit